TOP 5 - Funniest Movie Conversation - Monologue - Standup ABOUT SEXUALITY


1 PUNCHLINE 1988

Steven Gold (TOM HANKS) is a stand-up comedian who is flat broke and has recently dropped out of Medical School…
Tom Hanks (Stand – up)
“When Adam and Eve were first encountered. He said to Eve was;
Stand back, darling… I don’t know how big this thing gets!...”


2 GOODMORNING, VIETNAM 1987

Robin Williams (Robin in a stand-up with soldiers on a street in Vietnam)
(About condoms)
“It says… What sizes you got?
You got Large, Medium and Caucasian




3 DAS EXPERIMENT 2001

- Why do women always watch porn films to the end?
- …
- They think they’ll get married.



4 ANALYZE THIS 1999

A comedy about a psychiatrist (Billy Crystal) Whose number one-patient is an insecure Mob Boss (Robert De Niro)
- What happened with your wife last night?
- I was’nt with my wife. I was with my girlfriend.
- Are You having marriage problems? Why do you have a girlfriend?
- You’re moralizing with me now?
- No, I’m curious. Why do you have a girlfriend?
- I do things with her. I can’t do with my wife.
- Why can’t you?
- Hat’s the mouth She kisses my kids with… Are you crazy?


5 RELIGULIOUS

Bill Maher's take on the current state of world religion.



Bill Maher: “Circumcision… I mean, I Would’he loved to have been there for the first people to hear about this. We’re used to it now, but you know, I mean, I’m sure when Moses came down with this idea, there had to be one guy going, “Let me get this sraight…”

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