TOP 5 - Funniest Movie Conversation - Monologue - Standup ABOUT SEXUALITY

1 PUNCHLINE 1988

Steven Gold (TOM HANKS) is a stand-up comedian who is flat broke and has recently dropped out of Medical School…

Tom Hanks (Stand – up)

“When Adam and Eve were first encountered. He said to Eve was;

Stand back, darling… I don’t know how big this thing gets!...”


2 GOODMORNING, VIETNAM 1987

Robin Williams (Robin in a stand-up with soldiers on a street in Vietnam)

(About condoms)

“It says… What sizes you got?

You got Large, Medium and Caucasian

3 DAS EXPERIMENT 2001

- Why do women always watch porn films to the end?
- …

- They think they’ll get married.

4 ANALYZE THIS 1999

A comedy about a psychiatrist (Billy Crystal) Whose number one-patient is an insecure Mob Boss (Robert De Niro)

- What happened with your wife last night?

- I was’nt with my wife. I was with my girlfriend.

- Are You having marriage problems? Why do you have a girlfriend?

- You’re moralizing with me now?

- No, I’m curious. Why do you have a girlfriend?

- I do things with her. I can’t do with my wife.

- Why can’t you?

- Hat’s the mouth She kisses my kids with… Are you crazy?

5 RELIGULIOUS

Bill Maher's take on the current state of world religion.

Bill Maher: “Circumcision… I mean, I Would’he loved to have been there for the first people to hear about this. We’re used to it now, but you know, I mean, I’m sure when Moses came down with this idea, there had to be one guy going, “Let me get this sraight…”